Last night, at my very own birthday party I turned to one of my friends and said, “It’s like I know you’re here, but I can’t even really see you.”
Interpret that as you will. People say weird things, but really I think that is what keeps our lives entertaining. Anyways, this week celebrities had the best quotes, therefore, I am sharing them with you.
“…Kurt Cobain is like my dream boyfriend.”
– Miley Cyrus
Really Miley? Really? How do you go from… Nick Jonas to Kurt Cobain? Are you just saying this to gain more fans? We know that’s not really your type…
“I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full-time motion picture actress.”
– Heidi Montag
It’s too bad you can’t go back to your normal face…seriously, what have you done?
“I don’t know if this is too much for your magazine, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm.”
– Lady Gaga
“I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense because she basically has one on her face.”
– Chelsea Handler, questioning how Jesse James’s alleged mistress Michelle McGee could have not known that he was married, on her E!online blog
Tagged: Chelsea Handler, E!, Heidi Montag, Humor, Jesse James, Kurt Cobain, Lady Gaga, Michelle McGee, Miley Cyrus, Music, Nick Jonas, People Magazine, Print, Quotes, Television, The Hills
